Software are not supposed to scale

YEARS of scaling yet NO real world use found for scaling more than YOUR FAMILY

Wanted to scale more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EVERYONE HAVING THEIR OWN SERVERS"

Yes, please give me 5 Kubernetes Docker Container Pods

Please replicate my database cluster

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

docker swarm init --advertise-addr
docker swarm join --token blablablablablab
docker service create --replicas 1 --name helloworld alpine whoami

I would've put Kubernetes things here but holy shit it's too complicated for me to skim through I'd rather not thank you

Hello I would like to create 10 new VMs with the exact same configuration only for 10 minutes please

They have played us for absolute fools!

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