STOP SCALING UP

2021-05-04


Software are not supposed to scale


YEARS of scaling yet NO real world use found for scaling more than YOUR FAMILY


Wanted to scale more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EVERYONE HAVING THEIR OWN SERVERS"


Yes, please give me 5 Kubernetes Docker Container Pods

Please replicate my database cluster

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged


docker swarm init --advertise-addr 192.168.99.100
docker swarm join --token blablablablablab 192.168.99.100:2377
docker service create --replicas 1 --name helloworld alpine whoami

I would've put Kubernetes things here but holy shit it's too complicated for me to skim through I'd rather not thank you


Hello I would like to create 10 new VMs with the exact same configuration only for 10 minutes please


They have played us for absolute fools!



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