Software are not supposed to scale
YEARS of scaling yet NO real world use found for scaling more than YOUR FAMILY
Wanted to scale more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EVERYONE HAVING THEIR OWN SERVERS"
Yes, please give me 5 Kubernetes Docker Container Pods
Please replicate my database cluster
Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
docker swarm init --advertise-addr 192.168.99.100 docker swarm join --token blablablablablab 192.168.99.100:2377 docker service create --replicas 1 --name helloworld alpine whoami
I would've put Kubernetes things here but holy shit it's too complicated for me to skim through I'd rather not thank you
Hello I would like to create 10 new VMs with the exact same configuration only for 10 minutes please
They have played us for absolute fools!
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